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Old Oct 13, 2006, 07:33 PM // 19:33   #2681
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*Grab LadyNilene, throw he/she into the closet*
*Grab Bane... strip him naked and throw him inside the closet too*
*Grab some hungry crabs.. toss inside*
*Take out some grenades.. *
*sips beer*
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 07:39 PM // 19:39   #2682
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*crab walks out and gropes skullcrasher and crawls into the tv* lol
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 07:41 PM // 19:41   #2683
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Lady, you're scaring me!

*Take out rocket launcher and fire at the closet*
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 10:14 PM // 22:14   #2684
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*watches Skullcrasher blows up the closet and wonders if he/she was aiming at me, who is in the tv, crawls out of the tv and does the head spinning thing and throws up green pea soup at everyone Exorcist style* lol
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 10:15 PM // 22:15   #2685
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*watches with amusement*

*gets bit by a crab in the place you shouldn't*

*falls in to the closet in pain, just as sir skullcrasher fired, and is launched into a keg full of beer*

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Old Oct 13, 2006, 10:23 PM // 22:23   #2686
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Lady are you a girl?

*Take out sledgehammer and smash the tv up*
*Grab hold of the crabs and toss them at LadyNilene*
*Setup bear traps around the bar*
*Put in some gators in the bar*
Almost forgot... *bring in pack of charrs*


*sips beer*
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 10:31 PM // 22:31   #2687
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*Turns the sludgehammer into a slighly less dangerous, but powerful none-the-less, beating STICK*
*puts bears in the bear traps*
*resusrrects the spirit of Steve Erwin and gets rid of gators*
*scares off Charrs with a brand new barbaeque product. Charr-coal*

*sips beer*
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 10:34 PM // 22:34   #2688
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Put up a sign *NO ANIME FANBOYS ALLOW*

Point at Bane.. and direct security to remove him out the bar

*sips beer*
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 10:37 PM // 22:37   #2689
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lol yeah, im a girl, are you a girl? lol your avatar looks like it.

*talks to the crabs and rolls down the pine trails of the forest with them* lol
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 10:40 PM // 22:40   #2690
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*Take out hockey stick and bash Bane in the head*
*Take out hockey puck and do a slapshot to Bane's... private area*
*watch as Bane is on the ground in pain*
*skate by Bane and dropkick him*

*sips beer*

And Lady, what do you think i am?
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 10:50 PM // 22:50   #2691
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who can say? *gropes skullcrasher* lol
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 11:08 PM // 23:08   #2692
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*put LadyNilene in a bear hug*
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 11:27 PM // 23:27   #2693
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Bane of Worlds uses X-Potion!
Bane equips Alchemist's Stone!
Bane equips..... UNHOLY LANCE, BANE OF WORLDS!
Bane uses RAGNAROK! 99999999999999999999999999999^9999999 Damage
to Everyone, except Bane.
*Uses Shunpo to get behind Grim, casts Court of the Thirteen Knights*
*Notices that no one has ever been dazzled by smile, so sets Grim on fire*
*Calls Boxy Brown: Where's my money? You better have it by the 2nd of November foo'!*

Here's a paradox for you:
If I cast and use Ragnarok on everyone, how can I say that I did it on everyone when I didn't include myself? *Causes 99999^999 to the uneducated.*
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 11:50 PM // 23:50   #2694
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*eat burgers*
*HEY, who let Bane inside... no anime fanboys allowed*

*take out shotgun.... blown off Bane's face*
*sips beer*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 01:32 AM // 01:32   #2695
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*sips beer*
*watches the crazy people*
*runs in circles*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 01:43 AM // 01:43   #2696
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*stops*
*drops*
*strolls*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 01:44 AM // 01:44   #2697
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*sips beer*
*runs in a triangle*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 01:44 AM // 01:44   #2698
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*creates a pipe bomb*
*sets it in the trangular path, hoping Grim steps in it*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 01:45 AM // 01:45   #2699
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*sips beer*
*sees Opeth making a pipe bomb*
*runs away*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 01:46 AM // 01:46   #2700
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*waits for Grim*
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